Ahhh!!!! Ahhhh!!! (blood curdling scream)
You know I was really hoping, praying even, that in the comming spring people would finally realize that tights are beyond passe, overdone, and that very few (in a miniscule sense) people could actually rock them right.
Well in the land where the philistines roam freely, (you know where those supposed 'starlets' binge upon every trend like a bulimic, so that like a bulimic, what it binges on becomes a regurgitated mess) 2 B Free has found a way to prolong this vomit-like trend; COLOURED tights.
Yeah, that's right, they come in all colours of the freakin rainbow, pink, yellow, blue and of course these shades are unavoidably, loudly, you can't miss me shrieking, BRIGHT!
Hopefully these tights will be bright enough to make me go momentarily blind every time I see them.
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